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YOU MUST INDEED BE A VERY SPECIAL PERSON, SHOWING REMARKABLE SENSE IN YOUR CHOICE OF FRIENDS, RELATIVES OR EMPLOYERS WHO POSSESS EXQUISITE TASTE; FOR THIS SIMPLE PIECE OF PAPER IS YOUR GATEWAY TO AN OTHER-WORLDLY PLANE OR PERHAPS A METHOD OF AMELIORATING WHATEVER THEY DID MAKING THIS GIFT NECESSARY. MOUTHFULS OF DELIGHT AWAIT YOU.